Subject: Two Year Degree Program for all men...
Southwest Tech is proud to the following
NEW degree program
Becoming a Real Man
This program is for men who are or were married, or are or have ever even contemplated marriage - under the assumption that men need -or ought- to be trained for marriage.
MA degree in MA (Male Arts)
(affectionately called “MA-MA”
in recognition of what the students are really thinking in response to problems).
That's right, in just 6 semesters, you, too, can be a REAL man!
Please take a moment to look over the program
outline.
FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101 Combating
Stupidity
MEN 102 Housework
for Him
(Formerly HDCP 101: Housework for the Mentally Deficient)
MEN 103 PMS-Learn
When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104
We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas
Winter Schedule:
MEN 110 Wonderful
Laundry Techniques
MEN 111
Your Sports or Your Woman: Making the Right Choice
MEN 112
Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
EAT 100
Basic Baking: Beyond the Pot Pie
EAT 101
Basic Cooking: Dinners even YOU can make
ECON 001A
What's Hers is Hers
Spring Schedule:
MEN 120 How
to Apologize When You're Wrong
MEN 121
Understanding Incompetence
MEN 122
Man as the Weaker Sex
MEN 123
Flowers as Foreplay
ECON 001C What
was Yours is Hers
SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101
You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102
Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103
Cuddling (Formerly Awake After Sex)
MEN 201
The Toilet Seat: Up or Down (Elective)
Winter Schedule:
MEN 210 The
Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211
How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212
You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213
Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise or Billy Dee
MEN 230A
Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important
Spring Schedule:
MEN 220 Omitting
Expletives from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221
Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN 222 Real
Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223
Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B
Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2
Course Electives:
EAT 101
Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102
Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN
231
Mothers-in-law
MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233
Just Say "Yes, Dear"
ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her
Since words do reveal what their meaning, here
is a thought for all the women out there. And pay attention to what the root
of these words because that will reveal the root of the problem:
MEN tal illness, MEN tal breakdown, MEN strual cramps, MEN opause,
GUY nocologist (poetic spelling). And when we have real trouble, it's a HISterectomy.
